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Colonel Crush

Colonel Crush

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Colonel Crush
Colonel Crush
CIA Super Secret Operations Operative Agent
Rating:
First Name:
Colonel
Last Name:
Crush
Born:
2005-07-31
Rank:
Colonel
Background:
Parents killed by bad guys; Raised by a family of iguanas in Guatemala
Education:
Debatable
Mission:
To kill bad guys and people who might be bad guys
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