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Fountain OF ACTION!
Professor Pow! distracts Colonel Crush with the capture of a Garbage Man, while Pow's terrorists obtain the Fountain of Youth and go after the Supreme Court. Crush attempts to capture Pow!, but is betrayed by his own CIA director. |
2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION!
Evil emperor Professor Pow! obtains a Monolith that gives him the power to turn everybody on Earth into monkeys. CIA Special Agent Colonel Crush tasked with stopping Pow! and is assigned a partner. Unfortunately, the partner betrays Crush. If Crush doesn't succeed, we'll all be swinging from trees. |
From Russia with ACTION!
Professor Pow! goes on vacation, but arranges for Lt. Laserface to steal the original Hammer and Sickle from Lenin's Tomb. To stop him in time, Crush must team up with his army buddy from the cold war, Corporal Cramm. |
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Nathan Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-03-28, 04:45AM GMT
Well, that's the last episode of Colonel Crush 3, ultimately I think our best Crush yet. Hopefully you watched through to the end and saw that the next film will be called Colonel Crush 4: from Russia with ACTION! Which has actually already been filmed, but no editing has been done as I write this. You can expect a trailer in about six weeks and the first episode a month after that. I know it's a long wait, but I promise we'll keep you entertained with Microfilms until then.
Interesting story about this webisode, pretty much all the fight scene footage is speed up at least 10% to make the fights more intense and hide the fact that punches are pulled. Also anytime Matt swings that sword around the velocity is increased A LOT because that thing is really heavy. And Matt couldn't lift a candy bar in real life.
Best blooper ever: Matt hitting himself in the face.
Interesting story about this webisode, pretty much all the fight scene footage is speed up at least 10% to make the fights more intense and hide the fact that punches are pulled. Also anytime Matt swings that sword around the velocity is increased A LOT because that thing is really heavy. And Matt couldn't lift a candy bar in real life.
Best blooper ever: Matt hitting himself in the face.
Nathan Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-03-01, 02:54PM GMT
My favorite Colonel Crush moment probably ever has to be watching him ride a rocket launcher by simply covering the rocket's exit with his hand. This idea went though a number of phases, the first being Colonel Crush punching a little girl riding by on her bike, removing the rocket from the launcher, holding it under his arming and using it to make a rocket bike. That idea was abandoned when we realized that Michael was too tall--taller than Matt--to play the little girl.
By the way, for anyone who thought the chase scene was all real--got ya! We used a green screen! Did I surprise anyone? No one? Hello? C'mon, it looks pretty real!
By the way, for anyone who thought the chase scene was all real--got ya! We used a green screen! Did I surprise anyone? No one? Hello? C'mon, it looks pretty real!
Jon Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-02-26, 08:07PM GMT
Webisode 4 was fun to score! I used a new string library for the job. You can hear the new strings most exposed during Roxie Redcoat's, er, dramatic moment.
This Webisode has the most drama per frame so far, so it was a good challenge to put it all together.
And what do people think? I chose not to put any music under the confusion between Pow! and his terrorists. Lots of movies have long scenes without music, but Colonel Crush is usually so wall-to-wall that Crush without music seems a bit naked. Does it work for you?
Oh, and you should have heard how bad the dialog recording sounded! We had a grounding problem that caused a HUGE buzz in some of the dialog in the scene. Nathan did an amazing job canceling it out.
Way to go, Nate!
This Webisode has the most drama per frame so far, so it was a good challenge to put it all together.
And what do people think? I chose not to put any music under the confusion between Pow! and his terrorists. Lots of movies have long scenes without music, but Colonel Crush is usually so wall-to-wall that Crush without music seems a bit naked. Does it work for you?
Oh, and you should have heard how bad the dialog recording sounded! We had a grounding problem that caused a HUGE buzz in some of the dialog in the scene. Nathan did an amazing job canceling it out.
Way to go, Nate!
Jon Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-02-21, 08:19AM GMT
Here's a bit of fun... Try to figure out which car chase bits were shot on the road, and which were chromakeyed. Hint: not everybody that fell out of the van died...
Jon Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-02-12, 10:48PM GMT
I promised to spill the beans on Webisode 2, so here goes...
1) What does the women's choir sing during the Hail Britannia theme?
"Hail Britannia, the crazy Brits live there!"
2) What is the sound that we used after Victor has been cloned, and the steam is still rising from his body?
That is the sound of bacon cooking. Next time you see Matt, say "I smell bacon!" Or you could just sing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport."
1) What does the women's choir sing during the Hail Britannia theme?
"Hail Britannia, the crazy Brits live there!"
2) What is the sound that we used after Victor has been cloned, and the steam is still rising from his body?
That is the sound of bacon cooking. Next time you see Matt, say "I smell bacon!" Or you could just sing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport."
Jon Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-02-12, 10:03AM GMT
Last edited: 2007-02-12, 10:04AM GMT
Last edited: 2007-02-12, 10:04AM GMT
Oops. It's taking longer to render than expected. Make it 3am...
But the script now includes Webisode 3. Read ahead, if you must!
But the script now includes Webisode 3. Read ahead, if you must!
Jon Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-02-12, 09:17AM GMT
Well, well, well... I finally finished the music and the audio mix a few minutes ago, so we'll be a couple of hours late getting Webisode 3 online.
I'll tell ya what. Writing car chase scenes is a lot harder than a simple underscore! Especially if you want to punctuate the peril, heroism and stuff like that.
I hope you like it! We hope to have it up by 2am PST...
I'll tell ya what. Writing car chase scenes is a lot harder than a simple underscore! Especially if you want to punctuate the peril, heroism and stuff like that.
I hope you like it! We hope to have it up by 2am PST...
Nathan Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-01-30, 09:35AM GMT
Here's another bit of Trivia:
On Pow's Cloning Device Computer the text reads:
> Reprogram
> Delete Arthur DNA
> Calibrate for Victor
........Estimating Ribosome
......inflating Ego....
........emptying processors
.....playing chess....
.........distracting monkeys...
.......preparing digital image
...canceling other stuff
.........disengaging engagers
...simulating possibilities
.............COMPLETE...........
And now you know. Also, when we filmed the scene with Crush and Motors, we did the stuff with Crush first, planning to shoot Andy's scenes later. But... then Andy had to return to college sooner than we thought and couldn't make it for filming. So we shot the scenes with Dan as General Motors, and just used the existing footage of Crush and tailored the lines.
On Pow's Cloning Device Computer the text reads:
> Reprogram
> Delete Arthur DNA
> Calibrate for Victor
........Estimating Ribosome
......inflating Ego....
........emptying processors
.....playing chess....
.........distracting monkeys...
.......preparing digital image
...canceling other stuff
.........disengaging engagers
...simulating possibilities
.............COMPLETE...........
And now you know. Also, when we filmed the scene with Crush and Motors, we did the stuff with Crush first, planning to shoot Andy's scenes later. But... then Andy had to return to college sooner than we thought and couldn't make it for filming. So we shot the scenes with Dan as General Motors, and just used the existing footage of Crush and tailored the lines.
Jon Fairhurst
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Administrator
Posted: 2007-01-29, 08:08AM GMT
Hey! Webisode 2 is up!
Okay, here are two Colonel Crush trivia questions for this 'sode:
1) What does the women's choir sing during the Hail Britannia theme?
2) What is the sound that we used after Victor has been cloned, and the steam is still rising from his body?
Can't figure it out? Come back next week and I'll spill the beans!
Okay, here are two Colonel Crush trivia questions for this 'sode:
1) What does the women's choir sing during the Hail Britannia theme?
2) What is the sound that we used after Victor has been cloned, and the steam is still rising from his body?
Can't figure it out? Come back next week and I'll spill the beans!
Jon Fairhurst
Administrator
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Posted: 2007-01-16, 12:50AM GMT
Thanks G-Man! I've been humming the Olde England theme all day. Expect to hear the theme again as Pow! carries out his nefarious plot!
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