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Microfilms
The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Minivantastic
A simple game of pool goes terribly wrong and ends in a breakneck drag racing stunt at midnight in minivans. |
Snakes on a Car - Movie
A movie about three guys with snakes on their car. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Blazing Broccoli
A Broccoli on a mission. |
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong... |
Microfilm
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
Actions!
State Secrets
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REACH - DAY 1
TITLES
In 2212, Reach Outpost, the central location for the SPARTAN project, was destroyed by covenant forces.
TITLES (con't)
One week earlier a documentary team was sent to make a film that would bolster the spirits of the human race.
TITLES (con't)
The footage was recovered by a rescue team, but deemed classified after its return to Earth.
TITLES (con't)
This is the film they don't want you to see
EXT. ALIEN PLANET - DAY
Green Spartan stands in front of a bunker.
GREEN SPARTAN
Ha ha ha ha, safe? Do I feel safe here at Reach? Oh come on, there are like three hundred SPARTANs here.
Hunter Orange stands in front of a warthog.
HUNTER ORANGE
Hi there, um... I am Hunter Orange, commander of the warthog team. This is our driver, Shaquesha.
SHAQUESHA
Hey, hey!
HUNTER ORANGE
And I ride shotgun, with my shotgun. And that there is Greg.
GREG
I'm the gunner, and I like to kill stuff...
A red and blue spartan talk to the camera inside a base. A tan spartan walks around behind them
RED SPARTAN
Yeah, it's amazing how everybody really gets along and fits in here, like, there was that one guy--what was his name?
BLUE SPARTAN
Uh, master commander.... um master... boss...?
RED SPARTAN
Master Commander? I think that's a movie.... I don't know.
BLUE SPARTAN
Whatever, he was kind of a jerk.
RED SPARTAN
Yeah, he was a dick.
HUNTER ORANGE
Sarge calls us the driving triple kill. We don't really get it, but it's got killing in the name and that's what we do!
TAN SPARTAN
Check out this armor. It's awesome! It's the coolest stuff ever, and nothing can get through it. In fact, watch this. Hey Bill! Bill, get over here.
Three Covenant Elites sneak behind green spartan while he talks.
GREEN SPARTAN
If the covenant was to attack this place, they'd be absolutely out of their minds! Suicidal, straight up, flat out, ha ha ha ha.
TAN SPARTAN
Bill, get over here
Bill climbs the hill to get to Tan SPARTAN.
BILL
Yeah yeah, what's up man?
TAN SPARTAN
Look over there
Tan SPARTAN shoots Bill in the head. Bill dies.
TAN SPARTAN
Uhhh... That doesn't usually happen...
MIKE
Hey, I'm Mike, I'm the med-tech examiner here on Reach Outpost. And uh, well here it's all about safety! Safety first, safety left, safety right!
The warthog rolls behind Mike, Greg shooting randomly
MIKE
Is my mom going to see this?
The rocket launcher Instructor stands in the foreground, behind him, three cadets practice shooting rockets into a cliffside.
ROCKET LAUNCHER INSTRUCTOR
I am the rocket launcher instructor here on Reach Outpost. Let me say these are some of finest gentlemen I've ever worked with. Real professionals.
RED SPARTAN
Yeah, he just didn't fit in, I don't know. What ever happened to him--Ho! Didn't we cryogenically freeze him on that one ship?
BLUE SPARTAN
I think so. We just didn't really want to hear him talk anymore
RED SPARTAN
I got so sick of that guy!
TANK SPARTAN
Basically I guard and protect and make sure that the tank keeps running. I couldn't build one from scratch, but I know my way around the nuts and bolts of that beast.
A stray rocket hits the tank
ROCKET LAUNCHER INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
Dammit Cadet! Ah jeez, that's not my fault.
TANK SPARTAN hangs his head.
TANK SPARTAN
That's going to take a bit of work...
ROCKET LAUNCHER INSTRUCTOR (V.O.)
Stop giggling! Not funny!
FADE OUT
-- END --
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