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The Last Outpost The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths
Mountain Dew Ad Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest.
Mobsters Mobsters
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MPHS MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel.
Gas Crunch Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world!
WooTown - Random Thoughts WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown.
WooTown - Music in General WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown.
Minivantastic Minivantastic
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Snakes on a Car - Movie Snakes on a Car - Movie
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Snakes on a Car - Trailer Snakes on a Car - Trailer
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A Broccoli on a mission.
T-shirt Ad Showcase T-shirt Ad Showcase
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The World's Fastest Flyer The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly
City of Heroes Commercial City of Heroes Commercial
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Turbo the Cat Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat.
It Began at Midnight It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true.
Welcome to YouTube Welcome to YouTube
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Breaking News Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene.

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Bert Petersen - 50m Fly Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record.
Shoevil Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes.
Roommates Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate.
Delivery on Elm Street Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay.
Job Interview Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this.
Milk or No Milk Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong...
Reach - Day 1 Reach - Day 1
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Us and Them Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006.
Heart Break Break In Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime.
B for Vendetta B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge.
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Milk Battle
by Matt Thogerson, Jeff Drovdahl & Nathan Fairhurst
EXT. SPACE
TITLE
(In the style of Star Wars.)
EPISODE XVVI. Peace in the galactic republic endures as the Jedi, defenders of justice, fight off the forces of the dark side. P.S. Two Jedi, Roger and Sam, quite arguable the wost Jedi of all time, have completely misplaced their lightsabers....
EXT. APARTMENT PARKING LOT - DAY
JEFF stands in the parking lot, holding an active LIGHTSABER, swinging it gently to check it out. MATT walks up.
MATT
What's up Jeff?
JEFF
Dude, I found a LIGHTSABER.
MATT
That is awesome, because I found one too.
MATT activates his own LIGHTSABER.
JEFF
Neat.
JEFF touches his LIGHTSABER to MATT'S, it sparks and JEFF laughs. MATT touches his LIGHTSABER to JEFF'S, it sparks and MATT laughs. Then they both laugh.
MATT
(Overcome with a strange energy.)
Whoah. I feel really afraid.
JEFF
There's nothing to be afraid of. Besides, fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.
JEFF
(Overcome with a strange energy.)
Whoah.
MATT
What?
JEFF
I have no idea.
MATT
Dude, I'm not feeling too. WAA!!!
MATT swings his LIGHTSABER at JEFF and JEFF blocks it. They hold their LIGHTSABERS together, sparking.
MATT
Are we going to fight?
JEFF
I think we have to.
MATT
O.K.
The two pull apart and square off with MATT taunting JEFF. They then enter into an awesome LIGHTSABER fight, each attacking and blocking. Finally, JEFF reaches out his left hand, beefing MATT with an energy wave. MATT falls against a car. JEFF swings at MATT. MATT blocks the attack and they hold their LIGHTSABERS together, sparking.
MATT
Oh, man, that was awesome!
JEFF
I have no idea how I did that.
MATT
Hey, do we have any milk?
JEFF
I might have drank it all.
MATT gets angry and reaches his hand towards JEFF's neck, sending out an energy wave. JEFF backs away, holding his throat. MATT releases the wave, and they resume the fight. JEFF runs up on a ledge and they fight on two levels. JEFF knocks MATT back with a strong blow. MATT runs back, then forward, pole vaulting onto the ledge using his LIGHTSABER as the pole. The fight resumes.
JEFF eventually turns and runs to the APARTMENT. MATT follows in chase. MATT throws an energy wave and JEFF falls on the stairs. MATT runs up and grabs JEFF by the hair.
MATT
There better be milk in the fridge!
MATT runs up the stairs.
JEFF
(Looking down at the stairs.)
Hey cool. A dollar!
JEFF gets up, runs up the stairs and runs to the APPARTMENT DOOR.
INT. AN APPARTMENT.
JEFF opnes the DOOR and barges inside, turning toward THE KITCHEN to see MATT. MATT is holding an EMPTY PLASTIC MILK JUG.
MATT
There's no milk. You bast-jerk!
MATT throws the EMPTY PLASTIC MILK JUG at JEFF, who blocks it with his LIGHTSABER. The JUG falls to the floor, unharmed
JEFF
Man. I really figured that would have cut that thing.
MATT
Hmm. Yeah. AGHH!
MATT thrusts his LIGHTSABER in to JEFF's chest.
JEFF
(Looking at the LIGHTSABER in his chest.)
Aghh. Dammit.
JEFF falls to the ground, dead.
CHRIS walks to the FRONT DOOR from inside the appartment, and turns to talk to MATT.
CHRIS
Hey, I drank the rest of the milk, so I'm going to get more.
CHRIS walks out the door, then returns.
CHRIS
And I'm taking JEFF's car.
CHRIS takes JEFF's KEYS from JEFF's dead body, then leaves the APPARTMENT.
MATT raises his LIGHTSABER and glares at the CAMERA.
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