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Microfilms
The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Microfilm
Snakes on a Car - Movie
A movie about three guys with snakes on their car. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Blazing Broccoli
A Broccoli on a mission. |
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong... |
Reach - Day 1
Don't be fooled by Master Chief's mastery of combat, the other spartans couldn't hold a candle to him, and this is their story. |
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
Actions!
State Secrets
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INT. ROOM with POOLTABLE - NIGHT
POOL CHALNEGER
How about a game of pool? Stick.
POOL CHALNEGEE
You're on.
POOL CHALENGEE screws together his STICK, taking a long, long, long time.
POOL CHALENGEE breaks, but the cue ball barely taps the racked balls.
POOL CHALNEGEE
Your turn.
POOL CHALENGER climbs onto the table, breaks and hits the perfect shot. The stripes all go in one pocket, the solids line up, the POOL CHALLENGER points at a pocket, and the EIGHT BALL drops in the pocket.
POOL CHALNEGEE
Nice handiwork, cheater.
POOL CHALNEGER
Who're you calling cheater, loser?
The POOL CHALENGER and the POOL CHALLENGEE start a shoving match.
The POOL CHALENGER pulls out a GUN and puts it on the POOL TABLE.
The CLOSET DOOR opens and the CLOSET PIMP enters the room.
CLOSET PIMP
There's only one way to solve this: midnight Minivan drag racing. Go!
EXT. A DESERTED ROAD - NIGHT
The POOL CHALLENGER and POOL CHALLENGEE race against each other in MINIVANS.
The two are neck and neck and sneer at each other.
POOL CHALNEGEE(V.O)
This time we play for keepsies.
POOL CHALNEGER(V.O)
Hard Core keepsies.
The POOL CHALLENGEE wins by a small margin as the CLOSET PIMP waves a SHIRT.
INT. ROOM with POOLTABLE - NIGHT
CLOSET PIMP
To the victor!
The CLOSET PIMP hands a TROPHY to the POOL CHALLENGEE.
EXT. A NATURAL PANORAMA - SUNRISE
The POOL CHALLENGEE stnds on his MINIVAN and raises his TROPHY.
POOL CHALNEGEE (V.O.)
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning. Unless you play for points. Or maybe golf, because, then it's backwards.
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