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The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Minivantastic
A simple game of pool goes terribly wrong and ends in a breakneck drag racing stunt at midnight in minivans. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Blazing Broccoli
A Broccoli on a mission. |
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong... |
Reach - Day 1
Don't be fooled by Master Chief's mastery of combat, the other spartans couldn't hold a candle to him, and this is their story. |
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
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Blog Entries for Snakes on a Car - Movie
Nathan Fairhurst
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Posted: 2007-05-09, 10:08AM GMT
This microfilm was actually an idea from way back--you know, when SoaP was about to come out, and this parody would have been timely--but we just never found the proper time for it. Really we never had time to film it, instead we just stayed up all night one evening--not kidding, till about 7 am--in my barn/studio. Just Matt, Jeff and I running everything. Who needs a crew!? To be honest, we were so tired I'm amazed this came out so good. Jeff was sleepy enough to drop my camera and my 300 watt light bulb. But I don't really need that bulb anyway. It's only like 10 bucks to replace and impossible to find. No problem. Curse you, Jeff!!!
Anyway, I also just updated the film. The flash encoder we have always really darkens the video, so if you saw it on monday or tuesday and had trouble making out the details, watch it again, it's brighter now.
PS. Carmel Shmarmel and Chocolate Bocolate is a joke on Matt Thogerson who tried to order a drink called an Almond Rocha Mocha at a Starbucks in Victoria--this drink apparently does exist at another coffee chain he frequents--which of course they did not have. We all bothered him about this nonexistant coffee with a ridiculous name and our dear friend Krista made up some drinks that he should try ordering next time: Caramel Sharmel and Chocolate Bocolate. And though it is never mentioned, Matt's character Trent is, of course, drinking an Almond Rocha Mocha.
Anyway, I also just updated the film. The flash encoder we have always really darkens the video, so if you saw it on monday or tuesday and had trouble making out the details, watch it again, it's brighter now.
PS. Carmel Shmarmel and Chocolate Bocolate is a joke on Matt Thogerson who tried to order a drink called an Almond Rocha Mocha at a Starbucks in Victoria--this drink apparently does exist at another coffee chain he frequents--which of course they did not have. We all bothered him about this nonexistant coffee with a ridiculous name and our dear friend Krista made up some drinks that he should try ordering next time: Caramel Sharmel and Chocolate Bocolate. And though it is never mentioned, Matt's character Trent is, of course, drinking an Almond Rocha Mocha.
Jon Fairhurst
Administrator
Administrator
Posted: 2007-05-08, 08:22PM GMT
Last edited: 2007-05-08, 09:25PM GMT
Last edited: 2007-05-08, 09:25PM GMT
I just added the script for the Snakes on a Car - Movie. I appreciate it even more after going line by line and watching how the characters' emotions go up and down. And up. And up. And down.
So, does anybody actually read these scripts? If nothing else, it gives Google some interesting things to find...
http://colonelcrush.com/movie/index/00190003#15
So, does anybody actually read these scripts? If nothing else, it gives Google some interesting things to find...
http://colonelcrush.com/movie/index/00190003#15
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