28 April, 2008 - Racing season is upon us. Kimi Raikkonen won the F1 race in Barcelona. Kyle Bush won at Talladega. Dixon won the Kansas Indycar race.

But if you want real action, try drag racing a minivan at midnight. Feel the excitement in our recycled microfilm, Minivantastic!

15 April, 2008 - Roll up your windows and put the pedal to the metal. Snakes on a Car is back!

This week we are re-releasing the trailer. Next week, the movie.

And don't forget to DESTROY THE LATTES!!!

07 April, 2008 - Hold onto your grocery cart. Blazing Broccoli is back in season!

See Brock Broccoli get revenge/ prove his innocence/ stop a deadly virus/ overcome his past/ and take some more revenge in this action-packed vegetable trailer.

This summer the produce section heats up!

31 March, 2008 - See our collection of ads for our original T-shirts. Since then, we've moved our store and added more selection. Click on the "Crush Store" link at the top of the page to see our wares.

My favorite is the Garbage Man line of products. See Jeff give his classic line, "I'm just the Garbage Man." We also have Snakes on a Car swag that commands people to "Destroy the Lattes!"

The Crush Store has it all!

25 March, 2008 - Today, ColonelCrush.com releases our latest blockbuster: The World's Fastest Flyer, starring Bert Petersen in his World Record setting role.

See Bert swim the 50m butterfly in a dramatic 31.55 seconds - 0.52 seconds faster than the previous World Record.

TECHNICAL NOTE: To see Bert's movies, you will need the latest Flash Player, available here: adobe.com/go/getflashflayer

The new film is set to an original score. Don't miss it! If you haven't yet seen Bert's first hit Microfilm, "Bert Petersen - 50m Fly", you might want to watch it first.

Congratulations to Bert!

17 March, 2008 - Once a century, a call rings out that must be answered. A couple weeks ago we heard that call--a commercial contest for a video game that has eaten our time like a hungry black hole of injustice. The game is City of Heroes, and the commercial turned out awesome. So watch it and love it.

Then rate it five stars here: "http://www.w00tstudios.net/
index.php?option=com_
seyret&task=videodirectlink
&id=103" to help us triumph in this epic battle. You know we deserve it.

10 March, 2008 - To see Turbo the Cat - Webisode 2, make sure that you are running the latest version of Flash, available here:

adobe.com/go/getFlashPlayer

Upgrading Flash will warm Turbo's heart.

06 March, 2008 - Turbo the Cat arrived safely at the Poorly Projected Pictures studio, and can now be seen on the Colonel Crush website.

Turbo's arrival had been delayed when the Scappoose Stagecoach horse team froze to death in a freak Alaskan wind burst. Turbo saved the day by pulling the stage singlehandedly to P3Pictures.

See part 1 of this two Webisode film from Skitzo Studios. Webisode Two will follow on Monday.

And don't forget to check out the new Colonel Crush Store. Turbo is hungry, and the catfood bills are killing us!

05 March, 2008 - I was hoping to get Turbo the Cat up last night, but I'm still waiting for the mail to arrive from Skitzo Studios in Scappoose, OR. Hopefully, it will arrive today...

In the meantime, check out the new Colonel Crush store (cafepress.com/p3pictures). The new Colonel Crush coffee cup is a must-have item!

And if you want the original CC T-shirt in black, e-mail nathan -at- p3pictures dat com. Supplies are limited!

BTW, if Turbo doesn't arrive later today, I'll send out a posse!

03 March, 2008 - Colonel Crush has launched a new store in partnership with CafePress. We have new stuff!!!

For instance, our T-shirts are now available in more colors. We also have women's Tees! (the classic black T-shirt is now a vintage item--no more will be printed! They remaining few will only be available for special events, if you want to know more email nathan@p3pictures.com)

We'll be adding a lot of new items over the next couple weeks--so you'll want to keep checking back. Brand new is the official Colonel Crush coffee mug. Start your morning WITH ACTION!!!

BTW, this week's movie will be a couple days late, but should be worth the wait. It's from Skitzo Studios and it's called "Turbo the Cat."

Crush on!!!